by wowbagger
@ Friday, 13. Jun, 2008 - 20:12:29
Once upon a time there was a big fat ogre called Rupe who, after gorging himself again, felt in need of a bowel movement. ‘Kel’ he announced to his irritating little blowhard of a pixie, ‘I need to visit the dunny’, a puzzled Kel made a few mumbling sounds. ‘Kel, it means you’re going to have to take your tongue out of my arse for a while. I’m going to be away for some little while so why don’t you piss off and annoy the inhabitants of Toytown for a while? Plop!! ‘Er, OK boss’. ‘Oh, and whilst your away get some more plastic surgery done so people can better see the impression of my arse in that pudgy little face of yours’.
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