Shocking news from Turnberry, The Open Championship ends two days early. Sadly, yesterday evening, it was decided that there was no point in continuing the championship as Mr E Woods decided that he would no longer be participating. Some uninformed commentators suggested at the time that it was something to do with his score but clearly this is not a credible theory. There were rumours that US TV carriers were in urgent talks with the R & A to have the rules of golf changed to compel Woods to play all four days, but seemingly to no avail and seismometers across the planet registered the crashing 'click' as 95% of inconsolable US golf fans switched off their TVs as one. And if you listened really, really carefully you may just have heard me giggling.
